The Real Housewives of Dallas Reviewed By A REAL Dallas Housewife – Making Frenemies

All I’m sayin’ is, I don’t wanna live in a world where Tiffany and LeeAnne aren’t best friends.

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Good God twitter is a freaking hell-hole, in’it?

So. Many. People. Hating.

I was privy to some shade being thrown towards Dallas over the last few weeks but, as I was live tweeting the show last night I noticed that shade has grown exponentially.

On behalf of the most glorious and wonderful city in the country, and all of it’s beautiful, strong women I have a message to these internet meanies:

 

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Are we even watching the same show?

This is one of the best casts I’ve ever seen on The Real Housewives and I’ll tell you exactly why.

They’re Relateable.

 

 

I have to say, I identify with Tiffany and LeeAnne the most so far. Their dynamic actually reminds me of myself and MY bestie, Paige.

 

 

I play the Tiffany role in our relationship.

I am by nature a peacekeeper and also, kind of a wuss.

I have opinions on people and things just like everyone else does but most of the time I would rather sew my ass to my face than say anything about it out loud.

Paige, on the other hand, is more like LeeAnne. If she sees you trying to pull some shit on her or on me, she’s going to call you out. Immediately.

(These women are ideal, “best friends for life” candidates.)

These girls don’t get all up in your kool-aid without a good reason. Gals like Paige and LeeAnne only go off when they or someone they love is hurt.

 

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That is why LeeAnne is so upset about #PoopHatGate2016.

This event is important to her. She knows and respects the ladies of Women’s Council of the Dallas Arboretum.

(I’m somewhat familiar with this group of women and I can guarantee that most of them didn’t see the humor in the joke.)

Wearing the Poop Hat to Mad Hatter was disrespectful in LeeAnne’s eyes.

Put yourself in a similar situation.

What if you were at your best friend’s wedding, an event that means so much to YOU because you know what a big deal it is for HER.

Now imagine seeing a girl walk into your best friend’s wedding wearing… a Poop Hat.

That’s how LeeAnne feels about the charities she WORKS with.

Try imagining if you were at your job and someone you knew came in and did that.

That shit don’t fly.

(get it?)

 

 

Now, consider the marriages on this show and compare them to others in the Real Housewives franchise.

Seriously, how many of you can relate to Ken and Lisa Vanderpump’s  marriage on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?

Or Countess LuAnne’s relationship with The Count on Real Housewives of New York?

 

 

Our cast is shining a light on some very real and universal, marriage paradigms.

1. The woman that’s been waiting for that perfect partner for what seems like forever and now that she’s found him, he is, shall we say, less than enthused about putting a ring on it.

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2. The woman who married her high school sweetheart, like most good southern girls do, and now she’s finding that the relationship is growing cold. Because of his work, she never sees him. She’s not allowed to be herself. She’s got to act a certain way to be accepted by his family and business associates.

I know so many girls personally that are dealing with these issues.

3. How about the woman who loves her husband so much for all he has done for her over the years that she, now repays him by working tirelessly to make his life better?

 

Imma let you in on a secret. That’s EXACTLY why I’m doing this blogging thing.

My husband, Jonathan has had three major back surgeries in the last four years.

Every minute of his days and nights are painful, but he still runs himself ragged taking care of me and the girls.

When we were starting out that man worked hellacious hours, 6 days a week, often times, on his feet all day.

He worked and worked and worked until his back literally broke.

He did that for me and for the girls. Now it’s my turn to make his life easier.

 

 

Back to the couple that I have dubbed #Aarony.

When a man leaves LA where he is a very successful artist to bring his gal back to her family so she can be happy, that’s real love.

And by the way haters, I see you out their judging Aaron for performing on camera. I guess if you were a musician trying to make it and a Bravo TV crew came to your house to film an internationally televised reality show, you would just hang out in the back of the house and stay outta the way, right?

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Yes, kids. There will be bad behavior.

There will be tantrums.

These women are human.

 

 

Call us crazy all you want.

You don’t get to the age of “over 35” without going a little nuts once in a while.

In fact, if you make it to 36 without at least one nervous breakdown where you wind up in the hospital, I almost don’t trust you.

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This show is called the REAL housewives.

As much as I adore the cast’s from the other cities, I honestly can’t relate to most of them.

These storylines are the REALEST I’ve seen offered by Bravo across the board in all shows, not just the housewives franchise.

Honestly, the last show on Bravo that felt this real was Kathy Griffin’s My Life on the D-List.

• Best friends growing together and growing apart.
• The struggle of trying to become a better person from what you once were.
• Trying to adjust to living in a new city.
• Building a family business.

This is the stuff you and I deal with in our own lives.

That’s good TV, y’all.

I know it’s a bit early for declarations but I predict that our cast will be one of the most successful cities.

Ladies, start lookin’ at bigger houses.

 

#TexasProud