I don’t know who this is but it ain’t Suzy Q.

“Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.” – Judge Judith Sheindlin


It was like Christmas in April when I visited the grocery store last week and found that Hostess had re-released the Suzy Q.

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I felt like an explorer who had just discovered plutonium by accident.

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Naturally, I felt like it was my civic duty to eat an entire box so I could give you, my loyal foodies, a full and comprehensive report.

Hostess Suzy Q
Flour + Eggs + Coffee = Breakfast

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The first thought I had upon opening the crinkly plastic wrap was,

“wait a minute…

I dunno who this chick is but it ain’t Suzy Q.”

Original Hostess Suzy Q
The original Hostess Suzy Q was much larger.

Is it delicious?

Yes.

Does it taste exactly the same as the original?

As far as I can recall, yes.

Is it BLATANT false advertising to market this as the re-release of the original?

UM, YES.

Might I suggest a less deceitful more appropriate name like, “Lil Suzy Q” or “Suzy Q Mini.”

Don’t be mad at me, Hostess. I’m not saying they aren’t awesome.

I’m just a person that when I see someone trying to pull something, I’ll call em out on it.

You can’t just slap the words “SUZY Q- SHE’S BACK” on a box with pretty colors and then expect a scientist such as myself not to do the research to prove that claim.

What did you think I wouldn’t notice?

Hostess Suzy Q's
Some of us DO care, Joey Tribbiani.

All I’m saying is sometimes more is a good thing and more is always a good thing when it involves chocolate.

So, thank you, Hostess Snack Cakes, for the valiant effort, but…

Can we get just a little bit more?

Geeze.

xoxox

LobsterAnywhere.com


5 thoughts on “I don’t know who this is but it ain’t Suzy Q.

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  1. Hi there! This blog post couldn’t be written any better! Looking at this article reminds me of my previous roommate!

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  2. I also love Christmas, Friends and boxed Hostess cakes (though I’m partial to the Tasty-Kake brand – there, I said it.) Finally I can thank Instagram for something besides my weeping and gnashing of teeth!!

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